A Guide how to get Girls
A Guide how to get Girls :
In U.S.A …*
*1- Go to the club*
*2-catch a gurl and smile 4 her *
*3-Buy her a drink*
*4-some talking*
*5-then invite her home ..*
*In Europe*

*1-Go to skool *
*2-Find a Cute gurl in
*3-ask her 4 date*
*4-go with her to the first date then walk with her to her house !!
kiss her!!
*5-go with her in a second date .. then walk with her to
then invite her to the house …..*
*In

1-Go buy A Cool Car (mishen el benet t7ebak)*

*2-Go and make

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*4-Put Loud ENGLISH music (tab3an el shab bikoun 3am yhez raso wo mesh fehim shi men el song!!)*
*5-Start talking with a gurl (shou ya 7elwi .. sho hal ta3jeh ya na3jeh …………. like this )

*6-after 5-6 days of hard working in Driving u will catch one (tab3an bta3teek ra2ma)
*7-start callin her daily u need 3 Alfa Credit Recharges In 1 month ..( tab3an kel el 7aki bekoon wallah ana awal ma sheftek 7abaytik … inti awal wa7deh b7eba…ana yali b7eba wala momken khouna … tab3an el shab bedal ye7ke ! wo after an hour of talking she says just 3 words : 1-yeah 2- Thanks 3-Bye
*8-after 1 month u ask her for the1st date and u take her to Cafe …(tab3an el benet betjib kel ref2ata ma3a ! mishen ya3touha ra2yon bel shab ! or mishen te2heron !

*9-at the end of date ! she have a call from her dad (yalla 7abibti waynik la halla2 wo men hal 7ake)

*10- So she needs to go ! (tab3an el shab byetlob el bill ! wo bisir ykhabiya 3an el 2a3deen ! 3ala 2ases inou el shab el shahem yali ma bikhliya tedfa3 ! bas
el miskin metlabas fiya wo b ref2ata !! fa be7ot 40000 L.L ! wo mishen ybayen inou mesh se2len 3an el money ! byetrok Tips 5000 L.L …………
11-Back to home and call her !! (tab3an el shab bikoun safef edem bayta wo bye7kila : ya allah wallah tmanet inou el yom ma yekhlas ,, law be2dar wa2ef el wa2et bass ,, ya 3omre kif ken shaklek wallah kenti mghatiyeh 3an el kel ! wel gurl have 4 words this time : 1-Yeah 2-Thanks 3-mesh la hal darajeh ya3ne 4-bye

*12-After 2 Weeks u ask her 4 a Date .. alone … (ba3ed alf mara tetrajeha maybe te2bal !

*13-Go to cinema (lezim shroot ! inou ma ykouno b ekher seat ! wo lezim ykoon
bayna wo bayno kerse wa7ad wo ma yetala3 fiya la2ana bet7eb trakez bel movie ..

*14-After The movie u take her to walk (tab3an hiyeh mesh walk hiyeh tal3et daraj 3al city complex

*15- u hold her hand (el security byetala3 fikon and wo bilaze2 fikon ! so el benet btez3al 2al lesh el security fakar tafkeer mesh mnee7 ! wo bterja3 3a bayta za3leni(inou 3ala ases heyi ktir sensitive wo ktir mhazbi wo inou hal ma3ma3at ma bifoutou bi rasa w shou masket 2id w hal 7araket el bala ta3me
) wel shab birou7 bye3la2 ma3 el security
*16-After 1500 missed call the gurl answers and says (sho badak?! 3ajabak ana 7ada yfaker inni B**…wo bel ekherbyetla3 el 7a2 3lekk lesh msaket her hand !)*

*17-U will go to Apologize 2 her .. (tab3an betroo7 bteshteri akbar wo 2at2al hadeya…clothes,flowers,perfume and a big bear
*18- she will smile and back again ..*

*19-after 2 months u ask her for a date (tab3an ba3ed ma tkoon nesyet sho sar hadek el yom ! mishen el benet kteer senstive …7aram )*
*20-she will say yes (w bet2ilo ma t2elli wala tjebli siret el cine aw el city complex again ! wo 7zor sho? ! tab3an el shab b2illa 7ader

*21- she go on a drive with him in the car ( tab3an el shab bi7et slow songs ! wo bibalesh yet7atam eddema ! then bisof ma7al fadi ! wo byemsik 2ida wo bibalesh 7aké7elo !

*22-then he get closer want to kiss her (3ala khadda tab3an !!)
hiyeh betseer tsarekh .. SHO SHAYFNE ANA ?? METEL EL BANET YALI KENET TE3REFON ,, ANA 3OMRO MA SHAB YELMESNI :s :s :s :s NAZELNI HALLA2 YALLA

*23-the gurl went to her home ..(el shab bidalo yde2ila wo her mob msakar ! wo bedal ylef wo ydawer jamb bayta wo be7et goerge wassoufwo bebalesh ydakhen ! wo hiyeh la 7ayat Liman tounadi !!

*24-after 3 months (el shab bikon met7atem wo b 2arer yente7ir !wo heyi betkoun la2et wa7ad tene wo sa7abeto w saret tedhar ma3o w nafs el 2essa
*25- end of love storyy !
*26- wel shab 2a3ad 3al khazou2

Wa akhiran wal laysa akhiran :










صراحة…. إلي مدة ما عارف كيف حالة الشـباب بهالبلد
هي بلد … لا مش بلد
بعدها عقولة زياد
هي قرطة عالم ….
الله يسـاعد … الله يعين
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حلو يا ريتا.
طاهر
choufo cho l banet b 3azbo l chabeb b lebnan
kater kher alla …. mane medye ….
those girls are stupid really … life is nt by gifts … not even by word i love u .. life with a guy is totlay different … the car is ntgh … the money is ntg … l mchewir ela ma te2rafon … gifts 2ela ma ysyr bada more … ou if the word i love u mano 3enya ou ma bte3nila bada tezha2 …
for me a relationship is a ” mixage ” of marriage with less limits … money \ sex \ gifts \ communication \ dahret \ phone calls \ details = kelo lal moucherake wel moune2ache …
ya3ne
… some guys kamen ma be 2adro what they have … like some girls ma bia3rfo yet3emalo ma3 rejeil
lol…
eza kil love story bte5las hek eno she ktir 7elo….
Nice!! eh chou learn u have to be God on earth just to think if we would like to date you!! ne7na special
i told u rita what ur . remeber?
النكبة العربية الجديدة!!!!!
nice one ita!!!
elmeshekle mish hon elmeshekle eno sayrin ktir ktir bifakro bi eshya tefha in ken shabeb w in ken banet lebanon sayir big disaster la elshab 3erif kif yet3emal ma3 elbenet weyhafiz 3laya wala elbenet bta3rif kif tna2e elshab!!!!!!!!!!!!
kelo rekid wara el mazahir
elsab bado benet metel HAIFA….. CLAUDIA SCHIFFER…
welbenet bada shab ONASIS…….
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Hahaha… Rita I loved it…
Ana ra2ye balla l hob w balla balout., ya3neh shou 3am na3mil iza habayna w tjawazna? ma ekherta ha njib lebnene jdid ha ykoun harameh w nassab w mehtel. Balla hal shaghle, w balla waj3it l rass, sroud 3a broud to2borneh l freedom.
ok…yaret ba3ed fi menon hole el banet in leb:P haha…halla2 saret el shaghle bel 3akes:P eno l binit hiye yalli 3ambterkod w ta3mil… w *ta3te* … w fehmeitkon kfeye….w el shab mabsouuut w mkayaf w 3aref shou ya3mol:P…anyway… ana ktir mbasatet bi hal binit:D:P haha…(maz7a eh?:P)…well… mesh el binit tkoun ktir strict wala ktir loose… t7afez 3a sem3eta w karameta w ma ba3ref shou..bass mesh :”TNAFFAS 7ADDE! YA WAYLEE HALA2 L3ADRA MESH RA7 TSEMI7NE”..or smthn…. fi limits akid… bass start somewhere:S… el shab ma bi7eb lbinit ta3tee kel shi..la2ano bi zetta.. wala ma ta3ti shi… bass eno 3al aleele t7ate2so… la2ano heik bi sir baddo ba3ed,..it wld be mysterious.. w eno …a challenge for him.. w se3ita men3al2o 3al mazbout; ) lezim el binit tighri el shab.. tighri in her own way…her style… kiss his neck..look at him.. whisper in his ears.. ma ba3ref… then deghre lamma yfakker eno ra7 yetla3lo shou baddo.. twa2ef…se3ita bi mouuuuutt:P for anymore information call 8374765847736
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In the 10th line of the paragraph… t7are2so* mesh t7ate2so* ..:P haha
“i limits akid… bass start somewhere:S… el shab ma bi7eb lbinit ta3tee kel shi..la2ano bi zetta.. wala ma ta3ti shi… bass eno 3al aleele t7ate2so… la2ano heik bi sir baddo ba3ed”
Thats right, massalan iza n3ajabet b benet, w tala3t fiha w lahazit w dalet tetala3 w tosfon benfor mena. Deghre ma b3out betala3.
good site dzgseu
Ino ana cheyif el 3akes tameman min ne7yit el sou3oube.
mana so3be abadan , sar kil chab 3am yod7ar ma3 aktar min binit w mano miktife.
Ma barif lei 3am tsa3bouwa , ktir drama !
I will use the first step
I live in USA